Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I am melting...melting......melting

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I completely, without a doubt, no bones about it, HATE summer!!! I am a fall/winter kind of girl. Anything above 75 degrees turns me into a very grumpy whiney butt! It has been miserable all week. What am I going to do in August?

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There are just so many things great about cold weather....
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1. No sweating in areas of the body that just shouldn't sweat.
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2. No one would ever know if I didn't shave my legs that particular week.
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3. I look much better in a ski suit and parka than I do in a bathing suit.
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4. No one would ever look at me, and point screaming BEACHED WHALE while at the beach...because I wouldn't be at the beach in cold weather!
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5. I can layer clothes to get warmer...I can only take off so many clothes before small children run screaming and someone calls the police...
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Yes, I would be much better off living somewhere cold....somewhere like ... ALASKA!!!!
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8 comments:

Pretty Things said...

Anything over 70 degrees and I'm grumpy as hell!

And don't even get me STARTED on the humidity!

crystal said...

Amen!!! I agree with everything you said! Hate hot!

Crafty Creations said...

Sorry your suffering but I'm the "polar" opposite of you! BRING ON THE HEAT!!!!!!! I just want it to STOP RAINING in CT!!!!

Carol A. said...

I am so with ya hon...and this menopause crap doesn't help one bit. Come on Fall!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle said...

im with you.. if not for the salvation of having a pool in the ground here at home...id be a miserable complaining pest all summer.. i hate the heat.

Zarah said...

That sounds EXACTKY like something I could have written! I. Hate. Heat! It's as simple as that. Sweden isn't exactly supposed to be a HOT country, neither - but the latest few summers... Gaaah!!
This one, so far, is ok. *knocks on wood*
Come here?! ;)

Cheryl said...

Summer DOES suck - LOL!! I feel exactly the same way - it reach 91 here yesterday (which is rare) and I had to go out - DANG it was miserable!!

Liz said...

I hate heat to but ha I will be in Az this weekend and it will be like 104 or so not liking that part of it I won't be wearing any make up.